Walt
From Free Talk Live
Major Walt "Pitt Bull" USMC (Retired) hails from New Orleans, Louisiana by way of Kansas City. Retired United States Marine Corps Major and lover of the U.S. Constitution. Wants to string up all current politicians and go back to our original Constitutional government.
Lives in a compound that is guarded by Pitt Bulls (Red, Cooter, and Diesel), races cars and restores antique vehicles. A mechanic by trade, Walt can also build custom computer systems, reporting on the air during the March 15, 2006 show that he uses both Windows and Macintosh systems. He makes coffee in the evenings because he has to get up at 3:30am. Walt reportedly defies the laws of space and time by working 8 days a week for 33 hours each day, an impossible task for most humans.
Walt does not consider himself a mainstream Christian but does live his life by adhering to portions of the King James version of the Holy Bible. He is also not sure if he would consider himself a libertarian per se but there are few others that are as zealous as Walt concerning individual liberty.
Walt firmly believes that chronic drug-users are "no-good pieces of garbage," but he supports their right to live their lives as they see fit. He frequently advocates ending the war on drugs, as he believes it leads to infringements on civil liberties and creates corruption.
Walt lives his life by 3 documents.
- The King James Version of the Holy Bible
- The United States Constitution
- The United States Uniform Code of Military Justice
Walt recently began smoking fine cigars, no thanks to the no-good show hosts. The world needs more folks like him and although he tends to ramble, the world would be a smaller, colder place without him;
Walt frequently talks about himself in the third person.
Walt is a Veteran of Vietnam conflict. He went over to Vietnam with his friend Ronny. Ronny came back in a coffin. When Walt talks about Ronny he sometimes gets really emotional about this.
It has been speculated as to whether the frequent caller to the Sean Hannity program, Marty, was once as enjoyable as Walt. Clearly Walt is far more interesting and entertaining.
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Appearances
Quotes
About Walt
- "I'm getting pretty mad here so I'll have to stop or I'll surely call Walt and go lock and load."
By Walt
- "Well, good evening gentlemen"
- "Now, the bottom line is..."
- "I want my country back!"
- "Sometimes I am even forced to listen to O'Really!"
- "These pieces of garbage in Washington..."
- "Now, wait a minute!"
- "Well, my attitude is this..."
- "I am going to [wash, shave, etc.] the guy that pays the bills around here!"
- "I don't dial 911, I dial point four five!"
- "By the way, be sure to bring plenty of body bags!"
- "April 15th is just another day"
- "Wages are not income"



