User:TheCelestrian

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Nothing says "arrogant bastard" like a self-masturbatorial edifice of my own titanic ego.... what's crapulence, you ask?
Nothing says "arrogant bastard" like a self-masturbatorial edifice of my own titanic ego.... what's crapulence, you ask?

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Purist or Pragmatist?

As Branden has gotten older, he has slowly been moving ever closer to the "purist" Libertarian viewpoint, but is still shackeled by his often pragmatist logic. He has finally admitted, however, that the only real reason he can come up for a valid reason for the government to exist is because *other* governments exist...and without one, it would be nearly impossible to prevent another oppressive government from simply using their monopoly of force and ability to print endless amounts of useless money to steamroll over those people who don't have governments.


Factual Assertions

Branden @ Tokyo DisneySEA trying to forget the realities of an ever increasing socialist world.
Branden @ Tokyo DisneySEA trying to forget the realities of an ever increasing socialist world.

Branden "theCelestrian", aside from his obvious talents in writing about himself in the third person ominscient can make the following statements of fact:

FTL

  • Listener of FTL since early 2006 after being invited by Johnson to talk about my response to his "Digg Flaming"
  • Is currently an FTL AMPlifier

Geography

  • Born in Denver, Colorado
  • Lived in San Diego since age 4 to July, 2006
  • Currently Living in Kiryu, Japan

Education

  • Started education (preschool - 3rd grade) in private school... and still remembers the experience
  • Has been fairly well educated in spite of growing up in government schools since the 3rd grade....and tried to forget the experience
  • Has a BA in Visual and Performing Arts with an emphasis in Arts and Technology

Professional

  • Has worked professionally in web development / video / creative engineering in some capacity since 1998, including for some prominent fortune 500 companies (hint: they have to have offices in San Diego)
  • Started his own web design/development/consulting business after graduating High School to help pay for his education, but has now reverted back into a more "hobby status"
  • Has worked in government bureacracy as an Information Technology Consultant and Middle School Wrestling Coach
  • Current on a "vacation of sorts" teaching English in Japan

Personal

Contacting Branden

If for whatever reason you feel the need/compulsion to contact Branden you can do so by:


Branden and the Show

Branden is a regular, if not habitual caller/contributor to FTL.

Branden's various monicres/aliases

Branden has been referenced by the following names on the show:

  • theCelestrian - often when Mark or another co-host is reading something I've written, which is twice.
  • Branden from San Diego
  • Branden in Japan

Issues/Topics

Branden has called in on a variety of topics - enough for him not to link them as the costs of his time outweigh the benefits of doing so. However, Branden calls in two capacities: playing the devil's advocate (does he really believe what he's saying? Who knows.... he likes to keep the mystery alive) and supportive calls. This is a sampling of some of the issues Branden has called about, but is not a complete list:

Devil's Advocate Issues

  • English as the National Language - more useless regulation or a practical approach to limit some of the ridiculous waste in the form of duplicated documents?
  • The Defense of the Geographic Area currently known as "The United States of America" without the presence of a centralized military - real or fear mongering?

Supportive issues

  • The absolute worthlessness of Government Schools - As a teacher: if you love you're kids, get them out of government schools!
  • How government uses "preferred" and "fast track" programs to further artificially striate America between the have's and have-nots.
  • The Dollar - American or no, worthless fiat paper is just that: worthless fiat paper.
  • A Modest Proposal: Government Indoctrination, Regulation and Penalization.
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