Scott Wolf

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Torgo (Scott Wolf) was a host of Free Talk Live, regularly appearing on Mondays. He is also known for stand-up comedy and, purportedly, for being Jesus. He derives immense pleasure from harassing Ian over his anarcho-capitalist ("free-marketeer") views and Ian's notion of how Dispute Resolution Organizations (DROs) could potentially replace government.

Torgo and Johnson live together. But they are totally hetero...allegedly.

1 Personal life
2 Quotes
3 Fanclub
4 Bring Back Torgo Campaign
5 Photos
6 See also
7 External links

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Personal life

Started the rumor that he is Peter Jackson's bastard child.
His birthday is September 9th, 1978

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Quotes

"I'm pudding tonight" – May 22, 2006
"Stop raping my corpse!" – April 24, 2006
"No school teaches logic!" – April 17, 2006
"No other knowledge exists than what comes to us through out taxes...if it wasn't for the government, no one would have any books. There wouldn't be words! Language exists because of the government." – April 17, 2006
"Manwich is fired...and Ian's dead." – Special Co-host only edition, March 2, 2006
"I was so enthralled by everything that Triddle had to say"
"Everyone has a quote on [here], except me!"
"Nobody cares what I say."
"I'm fat and lame I got nothing better to do."
"Torgo is Jesus!"
"I started the border ninjas, damnit!"
"I type, a lot!" (While discussing his exercise habits)
"They would be swarmed by thousands of TSA Jorges!" [In reference to what would happen if one were to say "kill the president" on the phone]
"Hey little girl, want some candy?"
"Ian has been killed, by a waffle iron. Actually it was a 9 iron"
"Johnny Chronicseed"
"I'm a Fuckgnostic, because I just don't care!"
"Do me a favor Ron, die in a fire." (Ron was a caller)
"Well that was an interesting discussion of fæces." (4-10-06 1:41)
"Mister, when I have an asthma attack I get scared!" (in mock child voice)