TSA Jorge

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Jorge the Jedi
Jorge the Jedi

TSA Jorge works for the Transportation Security Administration and often has interesting insights into the organization and its failures. Jorge wants The TSA to be abolished, but only after he's found a new job. I guess one can't really blame him.

Because of his status as a Federal bureaucrat, on one occasion, Torgo made the joke that {to paraphrase], if one were to make a statement such as "Kill the President" over the phone they would then be swarmed by thousands of TSA Jorges.

Torgo also made a joke about Ian getting searched by Jorge at the airport in D.C. where Ian pulled out his "Pocket Bill of Rights" saying that he's protected by the 4th Amendment.

According to Torgo, Jorge WAS going to let Ian go. But NOOOO, Ian had to have a hissy fit. So Jorge got pissed, picked Ian up & broke him in half over his knee like the little albino Ethiopian that Ian is.

The truth is, Jorge just put Ian through the X-Ray & then sent him on his way with the ability to glow in the dark.

Back in March, Jorge became a Member of the Free State Project. He doesn't know yet when he'll be able to move to New Hampshire, but he IS going to Porc Fest 06.

For more information about him, click here... Jorge's Myspace profile

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