Puke
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Vanity at its worst
Puke has been listening to FTL since Feb. 2005. As a total hermit like creature he likes to read and keep away from the general retards he works with. As such he learned of Podcasting from a jungle native in Borneo, 1924. He started with the basics, ie. Adam Curry's Daily Source Code and the one with the hippies in MN. Upon learning of an Alley that contained a vast body of casted pods he found Free Talk Live clawing its way to the top of the furry heap.
The premise of a radio talk show in which the caller could bring up any topic most intrigued him. Upon listening to several shows he had a most prolific epiphany. Other folks in this here world had the same ideas that he had about politics, and that they had a name, Libertarians. This has pretty much changed Puke's life. Never one to much give a damn about politics and its mentally inferior inhabitants (Politicians) Puke soon learned that he had a bit of a desire to join his other like minded freedom lovers in the great Granite covered north. New Hampshire, as it were. Puke also knows how ironic it is that he works in the government that he so dispises, so don't point it out.
His first call to the show was on April 11, 2005 to discuss President Bush's visit to Fort Hood TX, and how the soldiers were required to attend. The impression was that the soldiers were there to support good 'ol TardPres. When in reality every soldier there was required to march there early as hell in the morning and wait. Very few cared about being there.
Puke was a soldier in the US Army. His job was as a mechanic on the CH-47 Chinook medium lift helicopter, which he plans to hijack to smuggle several tons of hashish to PorcFest 2006. Look down. He is now free of the Army hell-hole as of 2007. Puke also moved to New Hampshire as part of the Free State Project.
Currently, Puke can be seen as the biggest loser on the BBS as evidenced by his over 6000 posts and 200 plus karma points of DOOM! This is however vindicated by his creation of Team Team. The best team ever to be in a teaming cesspool of filth. Also known as Hollywood.
Also, Puke has a website featuring his photographic work. You to can get all the funnley goodness by going to this here web address ------- homepage.mac.com/jschmill
Worthless facts about Puke:
- Free State Member.
- FSP First 1000 signer on-er.
- Has a tattoo of a wrist watch.
- Likes the color grey.
- Amateur photographer.
- Six foot, one.
- Silver AMP-lifier.
- Atheist.
- Makes useless/annoying posts everywere.
- Likes cheese.
- Torgo is mortal nemesis.
- Listened to FTL in Iraq via CD thanks to Triddle.
- Needs more cowbell.
- Doesn't know how to write a wiki entry (but that doesn't matter).
- Suicide is fun.
- Pastafarian [1].
- Uses the chicken to measure stuff.
- Wants to fly like a bagel.
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