Paula

From Free Talk Live

Paula is arguably the most paranoid caller ever to grace the airwaves of Free Talk Live. Like Freewebs Jeff, her calls never have anything to do with the topic at hand but always center around paranoid claims about conspiracy theories like the "New World Order" and the "Illuminati". She frequently claims that the Bush administration is having secret meetings with pastors in order to get them to support the president. She also believes that Jesus was of the Anglo-Saxon race (despite living four centuries before the race existed) and that Native Americans are the true tribes of Israel rather than Jews.

Aliases

She occasionally calls using an alias, but she is easy to identify by her claims. She has called in as "Ginger" and "Becky".

Calls and claims

• On May 5, 2006, she claimed that all talk radio was going to be forced off the air. It turns out that the O'Reilly Factor episode she referenced was actually talking about Air America Radio – the liberal talk radio network – going off the air.
• On May 23, 2006 she called in under the name "Ginger", although everyone knew her by her voice. She claimed that world was going to collapse on June 1, 2006.
• On June 6, 2006 she claimed to send an angry letter via fax, directly to George W. Bush's desk (whom she also claimed was her cousin), to voice her opinion about his leadership abilities. She then claimed that Bush is "sending all the Mexicans back to Mexico" and building detention centers to hold them.
• On July 6, 2006 she claimed that we were all related to each other, and that God wants us to interbreed.
• On August 14, 2006 she claimed that America and Israel are going to be "hit" on August 22, 2006. Possibly. Based on some "Muslim prophecy". The hosts called her out on her previous calls, referencing this wiki page, and gave her some tips on making predictions.
• On September 2, 2006 she mentioned something about the New World Order and the "good Christian county" she lived in. When Ian objected to legislating Christian morality, she proceeded to tell him that we are all God's children and are sent here for a reason, and need to get on our knees and talk to God.
• On September 9, 2006 she told Ian he was absolutely correct about minimum wage, then said something about a "letter we never received" that apparently indicates we knew Saddam Hussein did not have WMDs. It's supposedly causing big fights in Washington, DC.
• On September 13, 2006 she talked about how the 9/11 attacks were prophesied in the Bible, something about FDR being from the "House of David", Assyrian "children of Satan", and future attacks coming through Canada, Russia, and just about everywhere else. OMG!
• On September 21, 2006 she talked about getting an allodial title for private property.
• On October 19, 2006 she talked about the Jews wanting to take over Iraq, Iran, Syria, Libya, Lebanon, and Saudi Arabia. Apparently a Catholic priest (also a mason) explained it all on a tape.
• On October 20, 2006 she talked about some "secret" 13th amendment that allegedly prevents lawyers from being representatives in government. Apparently it was omitted from re-printings of the Constitution in 1825.
• On November 27, 2006 she talked about immigration during the LEF show.
• On December 25, 2006 she talked about American POW's that are still imprisoned in Europe, Asia, and Cape Canaveral. Later, her friend Bill calls in and talks more about American soldiers that disappear if they have incurable diseases...
• On January 17, 2007 she talked about how the NWO all goes back to the time of Israel. Jews and Israelites are apparently two different bloodlines, Jesus wasn't Jewish, and she's not a conspiracy theorist, she's "trying to tell it how it is!"
• On February 8, 2007 she called in as "Becky" about the impending collapse of the the United States' agriculture industry.
• On February 16, 2007 she called in and Ian confronted Paula about sex toys and held her over for part of the second segment.
• On August 2, 2007 she talked about government indoctrination and then about the conspiracy theory of the Minneapolis bridge collapse.
• On August 4, 2007 she optimistically talked about states opposing the updated FISA and wiretapping.
• On August 18, 2007 she called in to say how we need Ron Paul as President, then talked about Bible prophecy and 9/11 conspiracy.
• On August 23, 2007 she talked about calling the Mexican President and telling him they've caused the problem of immigrants coming here and that they're going to help pay for it. "I just put him in his place!"
• On August 25, 2007 she talked about the evil dangers of MSG and how Donald Rumsfeld was responsible for getting it approved.
• On August 29, 2007 she talked about how bad the drug problem is in Florida and how the police aren't doing anything about it.
• On October 27, 2007 she said something about "Dr. Martini" (this could explain a lot), the FDA, 10 days to respond, and maybe the FDA is getting shut down. Who knows what, really, she had about 20 seconds.
• On October 29, 2007 she talked about how sugar-free Smuckers preserves has Splenda in it. According to her, Splenda is an insecticide. She also mentioned "Dr. Betty Martini" again.
• On December 10, 2007 she talked about Bible prophecy, the War on Terror, and "going back home" to Israel.
• On December 11, 2007 she talked about weather modification and toxic food.
• On February 11, 2008 she said they are going to close down "the small banks" so you need to get your money out before April 15th.
• On February 26, 2008 she said she's written the Supreme Court justices threatening their jobs if they don't rule properly on the 2nd Amendment.
• On March 31, 2008 she said all farmers had "shut down" exporting their food; Europe, Japan, and the United States will be out of food within a week.
• On April 7, 2008 she talked about the PATRIOT Act, the Constitution, and Ron Paul. She was surprisingly coherent and logical on this call.
• On April 8, 2008 she talked about when Jesus visited her.
• On April 14, 2008 she said truckers are being shot at in Florida, claiming the oil companies were responsible. The Rothchilds are behind it apparently, and have planted things like microwaves and cell phones to kill us by irradiation.
• On April 15, 2008 she said she was cured of HIV in the 90s by using doxycycline. She said HIV is actually a bacteria, not a virus, so this antibiotic would eliminate the virus in 2 weeks.
• On May 6, 2008 she said that all soldier's wives are getting cancer from their husbands since they've been exposed to depleted uranium. Yes, by radioactive semen.