Ninelevenism

From Free Talk Live

Ninelevenism is a polytheistic, dystheistic religion that originated on the American continent. The true founder is unknown, but there are numerous self-appointed prophets.

Contents 1 Beliefs 2 Etymology 3 The Five Pillars of Ninelevenism 4 Mantras 5 Prophets 6 Major Churches

Beliefs

Ninelevenism, like Hinduism, has no formal dogma, but is rather an amalgamation of various teachings. The unifying factor, however, is belief in a pantheon of gods collectively known as Bilderbergers, Rothschilds, International Bankers, or simply, Jews. These gods control all actions of the world's governments, and are simultaneously omnipotent and vulnerable to an uprising (cf. visual properties of the invisible pink unicorn). Only when these gods are forced to convict themselves of crimes against humanity and lock themselves in a prison or execute themselves may an era of universal peace and socialism be bestowed upon mankind by the prophets.

Etymology

"Ninelevenism" comes from the words "nine" and "eleven" and refers to September 11, 2001, the date of the founding of the religion.

The Five Pillars of Ninelevenism

Adherents to the religion, known as "Truthers", are expected to follow the 5 core aspects of Ninelevenism:

1. "Research" - Reading of the holy texts and holding their tenets above all other facts, science, or other empirical evidence.
2. "Protest" - The preferred form of worship. Consists of shouting and sign-waving as well as attempts to call out those in the service of the gods.
3. "Spreading the Truth" - Proselytizing, mainly through internet bulletin board systems and radio talk shows.
4. "Questions" - Mantras in the form of rhetorical questions, usually in the form of "If X didn't do Y, then what did?" Where X did in fact do Y.
5. "Facts" - Mantras in the form of absurd or false information, inspiring a liberating cognitive dissonance. Similar to the Buddhist koans.

Mantras

• "The officials topping the chain of command all found reason to do something else during the actual attacks"
• "Why is there absolutely no trace of Flight 77?"
• "A Tomahawk cruise missile hit the Pentagon"
• "Building 7 fell straight down, into a convenient little pile, in 6 seconds"
• "The Twin Towers came down in nearly freefall speed"
• "No steel buildings have ever collapsed due to fire"
• "Burning jet fuel can not melt steel"
• "Cell phones couldn't work at 31,000 feet altitude"
• "Why was Flight 93 shot down?"
• "The towers were brought down in a carefully planned controlled demolition"
• "The cell phone calls were fake"
• "So how many hijackers turned up alive?"
• "Why would our government do such a thing?"
• "Over $160 billion in gold was stored in the World Trade Center"

Prophets

• Dylan Avery
• Kevin Barrett
• Robert M. Bowman
• Andreas von Bülow
• James H. Fetzer
• David Ray Griffin
• Sander Hicks
• Jim Hoffman
• Alex Jones
• Steven E. Jones
• Lyndon LaRouche
• Thierry Meyssan
• Michael Ruppert
• Peter Dale Scott
• Webster Tarpley
• Barrie Zwicker

Major Churches

• InfoWars, a church of prophet Alex Jones
• Loose Change, the church of prophet Dylan Avery
• Prison Planet, a church of prophet Alex Jones