Matthew from Massachusetts

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Matthew from Massachusetts is a semi-regular caller to the show. Matthew claims to be a libertarian, however his real reason for calling in was his insatiable lust for MANWICH.

After Manwich became Mark, Matthew sank into a deep depression. His calls to the show have decreased, because he now spends most of his time in the canned meat section of the grocery store masturbating.

Here is the only known photograph of Matthew from Massachusetts:

Image:m_from_m.jpg

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