Schuyler Rice
From Free Talk Live
Little Johnson was born in San Diego, California at the end of the Carter Administration... He has been seen using the chicken to measure it. He grew up watching movies such as Flight of the Navigator, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Tango and Cash, and Star Wars. These are the types cinema that turned him into the geek he is today... that, and the continual video game revolution evolving from games still popular in the arcades during his youth such as "PacMan", "Pole Position", and "Arkanoid", to later games such as "Afterburner", "Gauntlet", and "Sailor Moon: The Video Game".
Johnson is now a photoshop guru and works as a photographer's assistant and freelance designer. Besides his work, he spends his free time being angry about freedoms being gradually encroached upon by the government... and railing against "ignorance." His greatest inspirations came somewhat from talk radio shows such as Opie and Anthony, Howard Stern, and Harry Browne (not to lump them together in anyway) but far more inspiration to involvement came from comedians such as George Carlin, Gallagher, Jello Biafra, Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle, David Cross, and Patton Oswalt... Johnson likes his philosophy (and, definitely, his lovers) honest, succinct, and hard-hitting.
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Quotes
- "Oh, Absolutely!"
- "I enjoy being all good and moral."
Johnson needs a girlfriend
Although Johnson is rude and interrupts his co-hosts this is not his fault. His parents were obviously absent from the home, as his manners are shoddy at best. Johnson can be too loud, but I feel with some female attention all these rough edges could be sanded down. Use course grit sand paper to start. Johnson puts a lot of thought into topics he picks for the show, some of which are boring, but by Friday night he wouldn't want to reiterate all the topics from the previous week which most listeners find so amazing. Johnson's boring topics seem to drag on and on and on and on across infinite segments, but such is the nature of the show. Some of Johnson's jokes are not funny. On some rare occasions, he tries to replicate the humor seconds later with no success, which is only funnier! Overall, he could use a little mellowing out, which would best be attempted by some female attention.
Miscellaneous
- You can blame him for the infinite amount of time it took to launch the Free Talk Live merchandise page.
- Unlike Ian and Mark, he is not high.
- Torgo and Johnson live together. But they are totally hetero... allegedly.
- Johnson is a fan of the band Screaming Mechanical Brains
- Johnson is originally from Connecticut, although his parents sent him to high school in Maine.
Ego
Johnson has a huge... ego.
Fanclub
