Jason NoLastName

From Free Talk Live

Jason was born during the Reagan administration in Los Angeles, CA. After moving around the country a bit, he settled down in Sarasota in 1989. Jason enriches his mind at the prestigious University of Bradenton. He is one of the hosts of Free Talk Live, and generally speaking, one of the lamest individuals in the world.

Jason may not be the most outspoken of the FTL hosts, but he has other qualities that set him apart. Some would say that he is far more reserved and contemplative about what he says. Rarely will Jason be heard making a statement he hasn't thought out. Some also consider him to be funnier than Torgo. Ask Jason about the e-mail he received in response to his complaining about not getting emails. He'll never do that again.

Jason left the show in the beginning of June 2006.

Trivia

• Jason is the show's sports buff.
• Jason enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering, a collectible card game.

Quotes

• "Which is worse, fellating a bunch of old fellas or mittens [full] of ants?"
• "Nobody ever sends me any e-mail."
• "Indeed?"
• Jason: "Hasn't done too poorly for the Catholic Church."

Ian: "They touch their female employees?"

Jason: "Well, they touch all sorts of people."

• "Whenever I think about this, I think about Predator 2, the scene in the subway where there are a couple toughs surrounding a little nerdy looking fellow, and he pulls a gun out of his briefcase, they all pull their weapons, and then everybody else on the subway pulls their weapon. And then a predator comes in and kills them all." – March 15, 2006 on gun rights
• "You guys are fucking crazy!" – March 29, 2006 referring to the fact that Ian drinks only water
• "God rapes kids."
• "[A] corpse hanging by nails on two sticks..." (in reference to Jesus)
• "God is a bastard. God is a real bastard."

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