Janepuke's vagina

From Free Talk Live

Janepuke's Vagina (or more commonly "Jane's cunt" or "The Vadge") is a nickname used by locals for the Caverns of Jans, located in Cleveland, OH. It is a massive, sprawling subterranian labyrinth that was previously undiscovered until at least a hundred years ago. Most estimates place the exact date sometime in the eighties.

Geology

The Caverns of Jans are quite humid throughout the year, with the exact level varying tremendously with regard to the time of month. The average humidity level is high, misting a slight acidic sheen over the geology that is often described as moist. Sometime in 2004, a tunnel collapse that most attribute to excessive traffic occured, sealing the deeper caverns off. Another prevailing theory are the infamous Cenetepedes of Jans. The lower caverns periodically filled, sending thick, silty fluid out the mouth of the Cavern. Through an unknown geologic process, the fluid reached a critical point and receedes back into the depths. Since the 2004 collapse sealed the lower cavern, the silt has remained trapped far below the Earth's crust.

Cenetepedes of Jans

Huge, man-eating centepedes that dwell deep within the Caverns. These beasts subdue all they encounter who do not come prepared, injecting the unsuspecting victims with eggs. These hatch later, devouring the host and returning to the cavern, like salmon to the breeding grounds.