User:Janepuke

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Janepuke (AKA Jane, AKA Janey pooh, AKA Janey P, AKA Ms. Frodo, AKA PJ, AKA You Heeb!) is an AMPlifier and infrequent caller. Jane is unemployed as of 5/12/06, but her parents are dead and men from the internet give her money. OFTENTIMES, SHE LIKES TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS. THIS GENERALLY INDICATES HUMOR OR SARCASM.

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Trivia

  • Has a vagina.
  • Author of the Petition to Fire Johnson!
  • Not Triddle's first confirmed groupie.
  • Grammar perfectionist and official editor for TortureProtest.org.
  • Wanted Momar Kadaffi mentioned in her wiki entry.
  • Loves "The Simple Life" television program. Fun fact: There is no fun fact, as this is kind of sad.
  • Not a slut. Fun fact: Is a slut.
  • An avid runner. Fun fact: Eating disorder.
  • Jewish. Fun fact: Though Hitler was a jewish baker, he never made quiche.
  • Less than five feet tall. Fun fact: Shorty.
  • Likes her internet friends more than her real friends. Fun fact: Internet friends like her more than her real friends, too!
  • Has a male internet BFF named toasty. Fun fact: She actually secret nazi dates toasty, and is involved in a lusty e-relationship where they have lego-based furry dildo jaccuzi communist cyberbuttsex (for the people).
  • Jane's cat is fatter than Mark's.
  • Jane loves Fleetwood Mac and Tom Petty.
Fun Fact: Jews are afraid of ipods.
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Fun Fact: Jews are afraid of ipods.
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Famous Steak Recipe

  1. Buy a cheap steak. If cheap steak is unavailable, an underage Thai hooker will substitute.
  2. Pound it for like, three hours so it's really thin. If the hooker was substituted, she will already be thin. Just pound.
  3. Cut into longish strips.
  4. Add 1 envelope of ranch dressing and a shake of onion powder into a freezer bag, add the strips of steak/hooker and shake.
  5. Pan fry with butter and onions.
  6. Enjoy!
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Quotes

  • "I'm getting the vapors and shit; I better masturbate."
  • "I'd call the show more often, but I have a goddamn anxiety attack every time I do it." Fun fact: No anxiety attacks, but is too busy stuffing her face with chocolate cake to do anything else. Fatty.
  • "Man, living in a different time zone is like a handicap."
  • "I wonder how many times I can say 'handicapped ni**er' without getting my ass kicked."
  • (1:19:44 AM) janepuke: hahahaha i'm so depressed and lonely
  • [20:52] janepuke: lol, wtfk is up to 101 karma, even though everyone hates him
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External Links

The above link is not actually broken due to an incompetent webmaster. Network router is dropping outbound DNS replies and only outbound DNS replies; no one knows why. Janepuke's inability to relay important details or use the correct acronyms when summarizing technical problems often leads to no one knowing just what in the hell is going on. Signed, Janepuke's Webmaster. More of a server admin, really. I don't do her webmastering. She does. This goes back to that whole "can't articulate technical problems" issue.

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