Ian/Quotes

From Free Talk Live

Quotes

"Being a bureaucrat blows!"

—Ian on FTL 2007-02-03 (see {{{ref}}})

"They're people. They're human beings, like everybody else. They have a brain in their head, they've got genitals in their crotch region. They're humans. (in reference to Jews)"

—Ian on FTL 2007-01-06 (see {{{ref}}})

"Many Americans are completely ignorant."

—Ian on FTL 2006-12-08 (see {{{ref}}})

"Government is this big tool, it's this big weapon, that you can use against people that you don't like."

—Ian on FTL 2006-11-01 (see {{{ref}}})

"He's just... uh... a douche bag. (referring to Jack Thompson)"

—Ian on FTL 2006-09-26 (see {{{ref}}})

"Breastplate of Righteousness, +2 bonus."

—Ian on FTL 2006-09-19 (see {{{ref}}})

"Board op, you've got spots running in the background."

—Ian on FTL 2006-07-25 (see {{{ref}}})

"dark black"

—Ian on FTL 2006-07-24 (see {{{ref}}})

"If you've been married a second time, then that doesn't count as a first time marriage."

—Ian on FTL 2006-07-21 (see {{{ref}}})

"It's hard to fight Batman when he's on PCP!"

—Ian on FTL 2006-07-17 (see {{{ref}}})

"Southern brown flavor"

—Ian on FTL 2006-07-03 (see {{{ref}}})

"I'd just like to take this moment to say that I hate grass!"

—Ian on FTL 2006-06-29 (see {{{ref}}})

"Ian - "Which man?" Torgo and Mark, simultaneously - "Batman."

—Ian on FTL 2006-06-20 (see {{{ref}}})

"How else are they supposed to get their alcohol? ... They're gotta get the alcohol anyway, I mean, at least it was provided by a nice lady who was willing to have a little bit of sexual intercourse with them."

—Ian on FTL 2006-06-12 (see {{{ref}}})

"Disable..eh developing...disable developmentally disabled."

—Ian on FTL 2006-06-07 (see {{{ref}}})

"I'm not into the emo"

—Ian on FTL 2006-06-05 (see {{{ref}}})

"They could be asexuals!"

—Ian on FTL 2006-05-20 (see {{{ref}}})

"Jesus would have to be really active in my scrotum"

—Ian on FTL 2006-05-04 (see {{{ref}}})

"Your unit could fall off and everything -- it sounds terrible!"

—Ian on FTL 2002-12-12 (see {{{ref}}})

"Fuck the law!! Your law's bullshit, and we're not gonna obey it! And what are you going to do about it, cops? What are you gonna do?"

—Ian on FTL 2006-04-11 (see {{{ref}}})

"I love America, what it originally stood for was fantastic: freedom and liberty. And now I hate the government"

—Ian on FTL 2006-03-13 (see {{{ref}}})

"Poor people are the ones that create the crime."

—Ian on FTL 2005-05-11 (see {{{ref}}})

"By the way kids Santa doesn't exist!"

—Ian on FTL 2002-12-24 (see {{{ref}}})

• "Heroin vending machines!"
• "Oh----- Kay-----" (he normally does this when an opponent smashes his view to pieces and he needs time to think of a new argument)
• "If a man puts on a wig, drops his pants a bit and asks another man to fuck him in the ass, and the second man does, it's HIS fault for not investigating further. There's no rape involved."
• "I feel like we've had a good dose of Triddle for the moment."
• "Let it be known: anybody that comes to try and take our guns is going to get 'em lead first."
• "The market doesn't stop for the law!"
• "My mind is being invaded!"
• "No, it's Strawberry Fart Sink."
• "This is an entertainment show, it is not an informative show."
• "Allow me to clarify something for these Idiots in Congress!!!"
• "...is just totally clueless as to what liberty's all about"
• "...is just out of control."
• "...is truly asinine."
• "...is totally outrageous"
• "What are you going to do about it?"
• "You're just a bunch of ignorant peons." [Refering to how politicians see the public]
• "How do you feel about that?"
• "Let the market decide!"
• "They're just pencil pushing Bureaucrats"
• "Taxation is theft"
• "I've smoked copious amounts of marijuana!"
• "Oh please help us! They're putting us in meat grinders!"
• "They have Indians in Germany?"
• "If a cop comes up to you and orders you to bend over and pull down your pants, are you being disorderly if you say no? I just don't understand!"
• "You learn something, everynight, here on Free Talk Live!"
• "Indeed."
• "I want deadmeat to cut my grass... Seriously, I do."
• "...these auspicious politicians..."
• "No, you're defective."
• "Lets get all of our Fucks out" (Ian refering to the lack of FCC terrestrial broadcast on the 3-29-06 Internet only show)
• "True true."
• "Ok little Manwich, you're going to be a meat packer when you grow up, and actually that has come true today." FTL 2006-04-24