Free Talk Live:Wiki policy

From Free Talk Live

This is the official list of wiki policies:

1. It's all just for fun.
2. See the general disclaimer.
3. Don't write down the policies.
4. Do not talk about Fight Club.
5. Don't mention that the policies even exist.
6. Don't answer any questions about policies.
7. We have polices?
8. Wait what's a policy?
9. These policies will be followed to the letter of the law... Gowachin Law!
10. King Jimbo is preemptively super-mega-ultra-perma-banned.
11. That's ridiculous. It's not even funny.
12. Vandalism is subjective, but being a fucktard is not.
13. This policy intentionally left blank.
14. There is no way to kill the Hermit.
15. Lather, rinse, repeat.
16. Do not iron clothes while wearing them.
17. Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
18. Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue.
19. No masturbating in the dormitory showers.
20. Meet me at the mission at midnight, we'll divvy up there.
21. I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
22. Rape is like candy.
23. FNORD
24. All sysops are required to attend the California retreat every summer. Meet at the giant carved owl, bring your own red robes and torches.
25. War is peace.
26. Freedom is slavery.
27. Ignorance is strength.
28. Free Russell Kanning/Lauren Canario/Dave Ridley/whoever is locked up this week.
29. John Moses Browning is God.
30. Sexual innuendo will be unmercifully pounded out of existence, leaving nothing but a gaping hole behind.
31. Paula is of the House of David. Deal with it.
32. You are NOT the singularity.
33. Drink Rolling Rock.
34. There's porn of it.
35. But not on this wiki, please.
36. Yes, we are serious.
37. In a row?!
38. Is this real?