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Warning: If you do not laugh when you read this page you will spontaneously explode.
We will not be held responsible for fire damage.

Warning: This is a host free zone.
If a host is caught editing here they risk being banned from their own private property.


Do you feel the need to suck up to a host or pick on another one? This is where you do it - if you don't already have an account in the wiki you'll need one to vote, otherwise vote for any reason you like.

What does voting here accomplish? Well as long as Mark is in the lead he will gloat about it. The funny thing is that even if Mark is not in the lead he will just bitch about it so don't think that voting for someone else is going to shut him up.

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Ian

I'm in Charge, or is it in Control, or whatever. Just do as I tell you and no one will get hurt.
I'm in Charge, or is it in Control, or whatever. Just do as I tell you and no one will get hurt.

The man with the plan. Ian is the founder of the Free Talk Live universe. He may say that he is the only "host" and all the others are in fact "co-hosts". But that isn't very fun now is it.

Fanclub

Total: 15 Fans

  • Dred Grave - even though I'm a minarchist in practice, I'm an anarcho-capitalist at heart and it's great to have Ian to agree with when Mark is too nuts.
  • Peter Conerly
  • Lindsey
  • Julia - Well, duh!
  • Deived
  • The Terminator- Serge From New York thinks Ian is awesome for being a fellow Wesley Willis fan.
  • Matt
  • George
  • Michael B.
  • Cyro - Because he's the only one that makes sense.
  • tirade - Because if you're going to believe government is force and don't believe in initiating force, you have to take that to its natural conclusion.
  • Pod99966
  • Toby
  • Sabel4
  • Ray Bock - because he visits us at the Gimme Liberty Bar

Anti-fanclub

Total: 2 Anti-Fans

  • Wille - no I still like you Ian, but I think you are a crackpot with your "free-marketeering". M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
  • T-bone - Because he has a compulsive need to hold the most extreme position on any given issue, and he is incapable of admitting his mistakes or listening to reason in a debate.



Mark

Mark the minarchist is both loved and hated for his views of government as a necessary evil. Formally known as the bold and spicy sandwich sauce made by Hunt's foods, Mark is the more mature name of the man of tin.

Thank God for Ian. He makes ME appear as a reasonable fellow.
Thank God for Ian. He makes ME appear as a reasonable fellow.

Fanclub

Total: 27 Fans

  • Dan - Always been a fan; wikified within the first ten minutes of the 01/29/2007 episode.
  • Jane
  • theCelestrian - I've observed Mark to reasonable and self-critical in many of his logical analyses. It is this reason and willingness to examine core self values that has secured my vote for what I would consider the most consistently level-headed voice of FTL.
  • Dred Grave - I identify with Mark the most, even though he's nuts to support the Republican Liberty Caucus.
  • Pod99966
  • Puke
  • Triddle - Mark gets my vote even if he is the most statist douche bag of all the hosts! That and he can consistently hand me my ass on a plate in debate.
  • BSquared - How can you not be a fan of the voice of reason? The host most likely to convince ordinary, non-freedom aware folks that they need to change the way they look at the world.
  • ljossberir
  • The Terminator- Serge From new York thinks mark rocks
  • Wille - Mark is the voice of reason and non-crackpottery
  • Bushwacker - Mark isn't evil, he's just misunderstood! I find him to be the best prepared for the show most nights, and he has intelegent insights.
  • Julia - For asking a brilliant question on the 5/23/06 show, even though his principles need some work. :)
  • Gavin - Cause he's read two of my emails on the air.
  • Jay
  • Mel - Whether he's Manwich or Mark, he defiantly gets my kudos :)
  • MIKE D. - The only reason I am voting for Mark is because he kissed me...........on the lips and taint.
  • DJ Brett B - Mark rocks. He's the sensible and realistic thinker of FTL ;-)
  • Defender of Liberty
  • Brandon 'bad mother fucker' Harnish ;)
  • Alan - The voice of sanity and reason
  • Maijstral - Because he actually listens to other points of view and is willing to admit that he was "wrong" and change his opinion. Not everyone can be as perfect as Ian.  ;)
  • tirade - Because it takes guts to tell the world how much you hate homeless people.
  • skape - You're just more practical than Ian...
  • Luna (Diane) - Mark is my hero.
  • Mike S. - Mark is the best
  • freeAgent - It's a good thing that FTL has Mark there to keep things sane...most of the time.
  • h4x0r - Because he's 1337. Well, almost 1337.

Anti-fanclub

Total: 1 Anti-Fans

  • Sabel4 - What is this mental block you have with the government?


Julia

Julia loves blue and green.
Julia loves blue and green.

Julia is the only current female co-host. She acts as a check to the sausagefest that is Free Talk Live. Julia also happens to be the significant other of Ian. This might have something to do with her getting on the show. Her great activist stance helps too.

Fanclub

Total: 4 Fans

  • Puke
  • Denis - due to good taste in music
  • MobileDigit - One more anarcho-capitalist on the show (I think). :)
  • mbd - cuteness factor
  • Andy Sweetness factor

Anti-fanclub

Total: 0 Anti-fans



Torgo

If Ian and Mark is the Salt and Pepper of the show, that would make me the Tabasco.
If Ian and Mark is the Salt and Pepper of the show, that would make me the Tabasco.

Comedian extraordinaire, Torgo is the large cuddly teddy bear of love on the show. But don't piss him off, he will kill you! I'm not kidding. (I'm kidding)

Fanclub

Total: 24 Fans

  • Denis - Bring back Torgo... Make FTL fun again!
  • Jane - Torgo's tits are bigger than mine.
  • Argash
  • Dred Grave - hey, we fat, libertarian metalheads need to stick together.
  • Puke
  • Burnthebeautiful
  • Travis - Mark can't have the most fans, he might get an ego like Ian. Diggnation Rules!
  • Kirby
  • Major Jizz
  • The Terminator- serge from New York thnks TORGO IS JESUS!
  • Deived - Torgo is Jesus!
  • Rabidfurby - Funniest host
  • Nick - Smart with my sense of humor. Mondays rule!
  • Lapafrax - you need to lose a few pounds though!
  • Wille - simply the funniest guy. Mondays are the highlight of the FTL week.
  • George - Torgo is Jesus, but I am GOD!
  • Julia - Mondays are just ridiculous.
  • Jay
  • Mel- Hail the Jesus of FTL.
  • Ria
  • MobileDigit - Torgo is more humorous than Mark, as well as closer to anarcho-capitalism.
  • Cyro - I like Torgos 'jesus-wear'... oh, and the beard.
  • Popinjay - Torgo is a very capable omnipotent being.
  • The3beers - Hurry to the free state Ian needs to be kept in check.
  • Jeremy - Do we need to set up a move Torgo to NH fund? I want my fun Monday evenings back!
  • Andy Torgo is funny. Bring him back. Now. To hell with your "real world considerations" I want Torgo!!!

Anti-fanclub

Total: 0 Anti-Fans


Jason

WANTED - Co-host missing. Information on his whereabouts highly rewarded.
WANTED - Co-host missing. Information on his whereabouts highly rewarded.

Mild mannered reporter Jason is the quiet introspective type. Not the most talkative of the bunch, he does (In some people's oinion) have the most introspective thoughts.

Fanclub

Total: 8 Fans

  • Dred Grave - snoochie boochies
  • Argash - a fellow Magic player!
  • Jane
  • Triddle - because Jason is fighting his own war on the war on drugs.
  • BSquared - because Jason has the sexiest voice of all the hosts
  • Lindsey - because guys with long hair rock my socks, and Jason is funny. Come on people, get with the Jason fanclub!
  • Julia - because Jason is the funniest of all the hosts.
  • The Terminator- Because he looks like Jason Mews

Anti-Fanclub

Total: 2 Anti-Fans

  • Burnthebeautiful - Because he looks too much like Jay from Jay and Silent Bob.
  • justingmagpie - Because his finely chiseled physique, shocking beauty, and manifold wisdom weigh heavily upon my fragile constitution.


Melissa

Look at those sweet eyes
Look at those sweet eyes

As the only lady on Free Talk Live, Melissa brings a more feminine perspective to the show.

Fanclub

Total: 5 Fans

  • Dred Grave - everyone should join
  • Torgo
  • Mel - Melissa, you're a fellow Mel.. so you deserve some extra love!
  • The Terminator - how could you not like Melissa!
  • Knutars - I'm delighted - or should I say enchanted, or rather both.

Anti-Fanclub

Total: 0 Anti-Fans



Johnson

What's The Difference Between Torgo and Johnson? (2006-06-09)
What's The Difference Between Torgo and Johnson? (2006-06-09)

The powder keg of opinions that is Johnson is the most outspoken of the one night hosts. Never one to back down he will at times get out of control and Ian has to get out the cattle prod. (That's Hot.)

Fanclub

Total: 11 Fans

  • Dred Grave - I'm not gay, but I sure love Johnson.
  • Triddle - because Johnson was the only one who would stick up for informing people that voluntary sustainable living is a damn good idea no mater how many authoritarian assholes are destroying the simple concept.
  • Cableshaft - I find him the funniest guy on the show, personally. Sorry, Torgo.
  • Wille - Johnson respects and likes Swedish meatballs (show 12th of may 2006). That means instant respect from me.
  • George - The guy knows his stuff and is a fellow O&A PEST.
  • Julia - For having an interesting perspective, and for his taste in electronic music!
  • The Terminator-Cause johnson rocks!
  • Rillion - Because Johnson brings the knowledge on the environment, whereas Ian and Mark seem to think that any concern about the environment equates to socialism.
  • Smitty507- TGIF; save the best for last.
  • Sublex - Because Johnson is the "environmental" guy. :)
  • Taors - I love his cookie monster voice.
  • Andy Johnson is funny. Bring him back.

Anti-fanclub

Total: 2 Anti-Fans



Wayne

Wayne is a man of many talents.
Wayne is a man of many talents.

Wayne is the co-host with fine baritone voice. He has a keen interest in economics and monetary systems. He feels that a majority of our societal problems arise from our flawed monetary system.

Fanclub

Total: 1 Fans

  • Puke - I like his voice. In a totally hetero way.

Anti-fanclub

Total: 0 Anti-Fans





Toby

 Toby, the new guy.
Toby, the new guy.

Toby Is the newest co-host of FTL on Tuesdays. He has his own local access pro liberty TV show and is a native of NH. Toby is currently finishing up his undergraduate work in psychology.

Fanclub

Total: 3 Fans

  • ReverendRyan - I'd do him.
  • Bdubs15 - Yeah, me too.
  • Lindsey - Back off, Ryan.
  • ReverendRyan - I'm affixing my name twice because I finally watched an episode of Free Minds TV and he's so much hotter than this picture would lead you to believe, so I'd double do him.

Anti-fanclub

Total: 0 Anti-Fans


Gardner Goldsmith

Fanclub

Anti-fanclub

Total: 0 Anti-Fans



History

The show host fanclub was started by Puke 22 July 2005 on the Free Talk Live BBS (Bulletin Board System).

The original instructions read:

Show your love of the great Fluffy ones by joining up with your favorite host to RULE THE UNIVERSE! Or just because you love them that much.

Rabidfurby set the precedent of the anti-fanclub which spread like wildfire and the fanclub evolved into what it is now.

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