FTL brand iPod
From Free Talk Live
Buzz words abound!
"What is an iPod?" you might ask. At this point you need to get with the program tard. It's the 21st century! Jam a cord in your ear and ignore the world around you.
To answer your question though, an iPod is a brand of portable media player designed and marketed by Apple and launched in 2001. Devices in the iPod range are primarily digital audio players, designed around a central click wheel. As of October 2005, the line-up consists of the video-capable fifth generation iPod, the smaller iPod nano, the display-less iPod shuffle and the iPod suicide doctor. The full-sized model stores media on an internal hard drive, while the smaller iPod nano and iPod shuffle use flash memory. Like many digital music players, iPods can also serve as external data storage devices; i.e. porn.
So now that you know what this thing is let me tell about the limited edition Free Talk Live edition iPod edition. It was such a hit that over 40,000,000,000,000,000,000,013 units were sold. It is rumored that even Satan himself has a Free Talk Live iPod. Such a success was this limited edition iPod that the Build-A-Burgers created a global cabal of doom to remove any mention of this excellent MP3 device from history!
Features
- 400GB capacity.
- Free copy of the Bill of Rights included.
- Pre-loaded with every episode and photos from of the Shrine of Female Listeners current at the date of manufacture.
- Exclusive yellow and black case.
- Automatic AMP membership, with proceeds from sale going to the AMP program.
