Communist
From Free Talk Live
Communism is an envelope term that blankets all known "in soviet russia" jokes, and much of the theroetical foray into breakthrough "soviet russia" research. Thusly, a communist is involved in Soviet Russian in Soviet Russia research. American in Soviet Russia research is handled by a group called the Democrats. In Soviet Russia has been around for at least a hundred years, possibly dating back to ancient Egypt and the Pharoh Arhum-Tet Ah-Anho, who first pioneered making people stand in very long lines for incredibly proliferated resources (in this case sand, or if it was raining, mud). The more recent and well known implementation of this original concept, the breadline, was not to arrive until nearly a millenia after the "sandline" concept. In the present day, millions of poor, black AOL users worldwide wait in e-breadlines as they wait to connect to the internet via 56k dial-up.
Tenets of Communism
- Underage Thai hookers are the staple foodstuff of all Communist nations. Marx wrote about this in his 1820 "Treatise on the Practical Implications of Thai Hookers on the Agrocultural System and Economy of Budding yet Industrialized Nations Without Basic Cable but Really Great Breadlines."
- Breadlines
- The Motherland sends out secret alien spores in the form of college students every year in the Fall, when she is in estrus.
- Once infected, other college students become idealists and completely forget that sometimes one has to pay attention to what is actually happening around them.
Communism in the Media
- Teletubbies
- The Smurfs
- Commercials
- The Media
Communism In Soviet Russia
In Soviet Russia, Communism explains you. Soviet Russia, also known as the "Motherland," is a sentient alien lifeform that has expanded over Siberia, western europe, and a large portion of the Asian continent. It has a vast array of defensive measures, including special organs with nuclear capabilities. Sometimes it sheds these organs, proliferating nuclear weaponry to rouge states like France.
The Motherland's internal organs are fueled by the breadline concept, as people are tricked into moving nutrients and oxygen throughout the organism's many digestive systems.
