Border ninjas
From Free Talk Live
Border ninjas are an elite form of protection created to deter illegal aliens from entering into the United States. They were first proposed by Torgo in December of 2005. These Border Ninjas would not be alone in defending the borders from foreign "invaders," but would be helped by extensive moats created at the base of great stone walls constructed along the borders. The stone walls would also have built-in motion detecting .50 caliber machine guns. These border ninjas would more than likely be funded by the Department of Homeland Security.
More recently, the term "border ninjas" has been used on the show for the general purpose of refering to amped up border protection that may or may not include ninjas.
Audio
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